A MODERN DAY MOTHER THERESA.

last night as i was coming home - very tired and somewhat

drunk - there was a blonde, mid 30s (aged badly), drunk, and

passed out lady in the middle of the stairwell. instead of stepping

over her (which is what first came to mind) i decided to see if

she was still alive and try to lead her in the way of her apartment.

so i manage to help (lift) her off the ground and towards a door in

which she thought she lived. so i go home, start doing some shit and

all a sudden someone is trying to use their keys to get into the apartment.

it was her again. apparently she lived in the same apartment im staying in

(wrong).after trying to figure out where she  lived and walking around the building, i finally managed to get her to her apartment - which was directly above mine.

if you're trying to build a visual, she was tanned, wearing a white lace thong 

(that was beach waled half way up her back), white raver looking

pants, and a pink tank top. pretty awesome and obvs on pat and nniners team.