SURVIVORMAN.

this morning while getting ready for work i
was watching Survivorman, the 'lost at sea'
episode. i love watching t.v shows like this.
in this episode he decides to be lost in the
caribbean sea for a week! dude's completely
bonkers! my parents and i decided out of the
blue to rent a private catamaran and sail for
a week in the caribbean (luxuriously!) and
our captain (a lobster faced 'captain ron' type)
scared the shit out of me telling me truths of
the sea:

pirates are real. stay away from coral.
everything in the water will attack and kill you.
only drink the beer. stay away from captain
rons cabin...and his crabs.

hey kris(tina)! remember when we smoked
that bomb-ass kush on kits beach and i told
you all about that trip for no reason? in the rain?
with one candle and ginger ale? that was great.
good things like that never happen here...