THE REAL WORLD.

last night brianna had to go back to philly
for a court date because she beat up her boyfriend
and had a warrant out for her arrest...they also stopped
by the strip club that she works at. before leaving
her and joey had a falling out that made joey
want to go out and party. joey revealed to us last
episode that he was an alcoholic. shit got crazy
(him yelling, punching himself and head butting walls!)
and he ended up leaving the show for a month to
go to rehab. brianna was sad that she didn't get
to see him before he left. what a boob. before leaving
we got some really good shots of his roid-monkey
stretch marks though! i almost hate seeing them as
much as i hate seeing brianna constantly playing with
her tongue ring! eew!

this is going to be the best reason ever.
they showed previews of the rest of the season and
there's a clip of a dog-pile street fight! i wonder who it
is!!!! so hollywood!!!!