waaay fucking better than anything ever
made. instead of adding the hot water, the
water gets run through water. the result?!
the strong, rich coffee i long for every morning.
for the past few days iv been in a black whole called
the gravity pope warehouse sale. people got fucking
crazy. i kept my cool throughout the looong days and
i guess it wasn't so bad. plus i kicked ass as 'cashier
supervisor' and got many hi5s.
what did i do this weekend? let me tell you!
well, my 'weekend' consisted of saturday night/sunday.
- went to micheals party. connor made me strong drinks
and i just sat there all night calling everyone a h-job
(hand job) and and blow-j (blow job) and calling bitches
cum drunk. there was also note passing and penis drawing
between jazzi, jordan and i. whatever.
- sunday afternoon met up with ryan.
- saw some dude play 3 recorders at 1 time!
(2 in nose, 1 on mouth - i gave him a toonie)
- went to toys r us and bought ridiculous things
(hanna montana 'color in' pink sparkly felt poster,
some pokemon stuffed animal that looked really
cool that has a poop hole, a gummy picnic! complete
with a pizza, burger, hotdog and some other stuff).
- went to the dollar store beside it and bought stuff
(dick and jane coloring book. so totally NOT suppose
to be for kids).
- went back to bobby and ryans place to drink margaritas
and open up the mario kart ryan just purchased.
- the quality of mario kart was kinda lacking, and the
wii steering wheel isn't very epic to drive with.
- i ended up getting super drunk super early.
- im really good at rock band! so good that i can be
drunk, not really sing the words AND still get 90-100%
then i got sick from the sushi i ate for lunch...and id rather
not talk about it. stayed home from work on monday.
steven is back on the hills!!! i LOVE steven!!! but i love
justin bobby even more!!! cant wait for next weeks epic
epi!!! why has there already been 2 weeks of gossip girl
but it doesnt show on canadian television!?!!! bullshit.
oh yeah, and kevin mcdick-ass was in town for, like, a split
second and had to leave before i could even make fun of him
to his face even once. turd. totally almost done coloring in your
hanna montana poster!!...speaking of which, LOVING the fact
that shes getting hated on for her vanity f' pictures (because shes
in a towel, all covered up...) and that it only took her 24 hours to
make a public apology to her fans. gay! shes totally cum drunk.
made. instead of adding the hot water, the
water gets run through water. the result?!
the strong, rich coffee i long for every morning.
for the past few days iv been in a black whole called
the gravity pope warehouse sale. people got fucking
crazy. i kept my cool throughout the looong days and
i guess it wasn't so bad. plus i kicked ass as 'cashier
supervisor' and got many hi5s.
what did i do this weekend? let me tell you!
well, my 'weekend' consisted of saturday night/sunday.
- went to micheals party. connor made me strong drinks
and i just sat there all night calling everyone a h-job
(hand job) and and blow-j (blow job) and calling bitches
cum drunk. there was also note passing and penis drawing
between jazzi, jordan and i. whatever.
- sunday afternoon met up with ryan.
- saw some dude play 3 recorders at 1 time!
(2 in nose, 1 on mouth - i gave him a toonie)
- went to toys r us and bought ridiculous things
(hanna montana 'color in' pink sparkly felt poster,
some pokemon stuffed animal that looked really
cool that has a poop hole, a gummy picnic! complete
with a pizza, burger, hotdog and some other stuff).
- went to the dollar store beside it and bought stuff
(dick and jane coloring book. so totally NOT suppose
to be for kids).
- went back to bobby and ryans place to drink margaritas
and open up the mario kart ryan just purchased.
- the quality of mario kart was kinda lacking, and the
wii steering wheel isn't very epic to drive with.
- i ended up getting super drunk super early.
- im really good at rock band! so good that i can be
drunk, not really sing the words AND still get 90-100%
then i got sick from the sushi i ate for lunch...and id rather
not talk about it. stayed home from work on monday.
steven is back on the hills!!! i LOVE steven!!! but i love
justin bobby even more!!! cant wait for next weeks epic
epi!!! why has there already been 2 weeks of gossip girl
but it doesnt show on canadian television!?!!! bullshit.
oh yeah, and kevin mcdick-ass was in town for, like, a split
second and had to leave before i could even make fun of him
to his face even once. turd. totally almost done coloring in your
hanna montana poster!!...speaking of which, LOVING the fact
that shes getting hated on for her vanity f' pictures (because shes
in a towel, all covered up...) and that it only took her 24 hours to
make a public apology to her fans. gay! shes totally cum drunk.
1 comment:
bianca can we get drunk and go two-step at a reggae jam, like NOW please.
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