AS I UNDERSTAND IT.

mario cart for wii comes out this weekend.
this is excellent. as you may or may not know
i rape everyone in it with my sweet turns and
determination. on sunday, prepare to have
your ass handed to you, repeatedly.

also, ryan got rock band for his birthday.
(which was yesterday, happy 27th!!! they
brought a karaoke machine to the bar and
there was gay pride cake. go figure)
him and robert also happen to have every
application for wii ever released. sometimes
it pays off to have good looking nerds for
friends.