SAVE YOURSELF AND STAY INDOORS.

why leave your house at night when you
can watch boss movies from the 50-70's
and occasionally throw in some some of
your faves like spike lee and jack nicholson?

dodge the possibilities of meeting hipsters
that obviously suck (hard!), and stare at your
television for 5 hours instead. and hey, who
sais getting drunk or stoned by yourself wont
be just as (if not more) thrilling and fun.

yes, going out and counting how many aa
hoodies are paired up with nikes can be fun...
and sometimes its nice to look at the fresh
18 year olds...but sometimes being a hater
(all the time!) gets exhausting and you begin
to loose sight of the deep and sincere hate
by surrounding yourself with the gayness and
it swallowing you hole. iv seen it happen many
times before, and i refuse to let go of the 'uplifting
positive attitude' i disperse that provide hours of
laughter to all my closest (biggest) friends (fans).

moral of the story: be cool and do what i do.