in brief:
- on of the heel lift on my marc jacobs fell
off on our way there. this caused walking
troubles throughout the night.
- fancy restaurant, because we wouldn't have
it any other way!
- everyone said they weren't going to dress up,
but they may as well have laid down a red carpet
and everyones a fucking liar and i called it!
- whoevers ipod was playing = brutal!
- they sat us tailored goods folk in the back corner
where we couldn't hear or see anything.
- drink tickets? non stop wine! loaded!
- 75% of the people at my table loved penis!
therefor penises were drawn all over the
table, most pointing and shooting towards
me. there were also drawings of me with
inappropriate 'biancas a huge lesbian' comments.
every time i got up more was added. (note: i'm
part of the 75% that loves penis)
- i had lots of trouble trying to eat the mussels
and i was always the last one eating their plate.
- jazzy most definitely felt the bottle of visene i
poured in her drink during dinner.
- more wine! 420 chron blazing!
- totally got fucking robbed on the 'biggest potty
mouth' award. scanga?! puh-lease!
- some of the walls were glass filled with wine
bottle corks. jordan and i may or may not have
tried to see if they were bullet proof like or not.
- the washrooms had fresh folded towels for every
time you went!
- by this time everyone was getting really sloppy,
more so all the head office people.
- most drunk = danielle in payroll.
- diana looked like fucking vivienne westwood! awesome!
- we gave louise a life size cut out of herself as
this year 1/2 gift. the other 1/2 being a really expensive
antique mirror. she really really liked both, obvs.
- speaches, then bonuses were handed out.
- 15 seats were shorty after empty.
- 'mythical creatures for $25 please!'.
- got into some interesting and brutally uninteresting
conversations. the gossip was hot!
- cleared out around 2am.
- arrested development until 4am.
today i woke up at 8am for work then carried
an average of 20lbs boxes x 30 boxes up the stairs!
guess who's passing out early tonight!
- on of the heel lift on my marc jacobs fell
off on our way there. this caused walking
troubles throughout the night.
- fancy restaurant, because we wouldn't have
it any other way!
- everyone said they weren't going to dress up,
but they may as well have laid down a red carpet
and everyones a fucking liar and i called it!
- whoevers ipod was playing = brutal!
- they sat us tailored goods folk in the back corner
where we couldn't hear or see anything.
- drink tickets? non stop wine! loaded!
- 75% of the people at my table loved penis!
therefor penises were drawn all over the
table, most pointing and shooting towards
me. there were also drawings of me with
inappropriate 'biancas a huge lesbian' comments.
every time i got up more was added. (note: i'm
part of the 75% that loves penis)
- i had lots of trouble trying to eat the mussels
and i was always the last one eating their plate.
- jazzy most definitely felt the bottle of visene i
poured in her drink during dinner.
- more wine! 420 chron blazing!
- totally got fucking robbed on the 'biggest potty
mouth' award. scanga?! puh-lease!
- some of the walls were glass filled with wine
bottle corks. jordan and i may or may not have
tried to see if they were bullet proof like or not.
- the washrooms had fresh folded towels for every
time you went!
- by this time everyone was getting really sloppy,
more so all the head office people.
- most drunk = danielle in payroll.
- diana looked like fucking vivienne westwood! awesome!
- we gave louise a life size cut out of herself as
this year 1/2 gift. the other 1/2 being a really expensive
antique mirror. she really really liked both, obvs.
- speaches, then bonuses were handed out.
- 15 seats were shorty after empty.
- 'mythical creatures for $25 please!'.
- got into some interesting and brutally uninteresting
conversations. the gossip was hot!
- cleared out around 2am.
- arrested development until 4am.
today i woke up at 8am for work then carried
an average of 20lbs boxes x 30 boxes up the stairs!
guess who's passing out early tonight!
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