GOLDEN ROOMATE RULES.

don't decide to move in if you're going
to make your roommate have to bail you
out last minute for your damange deposit,
then have to pay your rent every month
because your cheques bounce.

and since you've never really ever paid rent,
please don't have your free-loading friends
over every night. we wake up early and show
up to work everyday to pay your rent, so
show a little respect because we've been
really nice to you due to friendship history.

oh and since you owe 3 months rent, don't
go on little shopping sprees, or go to the
casino, or buy your $200 cans of kush.

thank you for making every single day
entirely tiring and absolutely miserable.
furthermore, thanks for making it near
impossible to move away or take off
for the weekend. get your shit together
dumb nutts and stop being a little rat.

edmonton and i haven't been able to work
things out, and i'm taking back all the
mean things iv said about vancouver.

please, bite your tongue on telling me
'i told you so'.