BONJOUR ITS CHRISTMAS.

and to be completely honest i fucking hate Christmas and all holidays of this sort. The obligations and having to pretend to be stoked on hanging out with my family wears me out. My mom is driving me fucking crazy...when i lived here she didn't give a fuck what i did, and now all of a sudden she's making sure i have my keys, and wearing a hat that covers my ears. what the fuck.

Worry no longer my fellow friends, i have found a place to call home. A 3 bedroom 2.5 bathroom to be exact. I'm pretty stoked on it! More so on the fact that i get the master bedroom that comes with a massive closet and my own full washroom...after living out of a suitcase and sharing washrooms with numerous people, you'd be stoked on this too. Oh, and im stoked on the gas fireplace and finally being able to put up my rad sushi shower curtain.

Oh, and its still fucking cold...no, wait, its fucking colder! The other day i was walking home after a night out and my lips had slightly froze together do to licking them...what the shit. I still don't have proper outter wear but im going to complain all i want anyways.

Im protesting New Years...here's why:
1. i dont really have any friends.
2. i hate going to bars on New Years.
3. i dont have to deal with some forced or awekward or not getting smooched on New Years.
4. i dont really care all that much.

Other updates:
- i recently got a hair cut and i look like a lesbian cancer kid (my mother didnt hesitate to agree)
- after walking blind into a mushroom party and not doing any...iv come to decide that im never going to do mushrooms because im definately going to freak myself out.
- clove cigarettes burn really fucking slow! before your done one of them you're garunteed to only have 1 lung left.
- never go to a movie theater without checking to see if a movie is playing...actually, dont drive around the city to 5 movie theaters to check...if its not playing at one of them, its probably not out or playing at any of them.
- my mom knows how to buy pimp air matresses (guests of edmonton take note).
- the best kind of christmas parties are the ones with your friends.
- christmas parties with my friends are better than christmas parties with your friends BECAUSE they make transformers pinnatas filled with candy and blunts.
- im still rad.

merry festivus, chistmahonika...whatever!